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Chris S

Professor of Geology at the University of Utrecht.

Chris S is niet in een groep ingedeeld.

Quotes van Chris S, opgeschreven door Martijn K



Quote #469:
Chris S: Du vin, du pain, du boudin, or what was that again?

Gequote door:
Martijn K

Rating: 1.2 / 5

Quote #470:
Chris S: If you do this on a space station, you get a perfect result. But it's a lot easier to do it here on earth on a plastic sheet.

Gequote door:
Martijn K

Rating: 1.1 / 5

Quote #471:
Chris S: So from this, you expect them to pop out all over the place, but the truth is ... euh ... they do.

Gequote door:
Martijn K

Rating: 1.1 / 5

Quote #472:
Chris S: So basically, we are going to define a function, then derive it, and finally figure out what the function is.

Gequote door:
Martijn K

Rating: 1.1 / 5

Quote #473:
Chris S: And all those freaks that do metamorphic petrology .. oh, wait.. Sorry.

Gequote door:
Martijn K

Rating: 1.2 / 5

Quote #474:
Chris S: If you're really into this; you know, the perverts among you, you can join people like me.

Gequote door:
Martijn K

Rating: 1.1 / 5

Quote #475:
Chris S: And with this salt you can do all kind of things. Even give it a little lick, you know, like a close friend.

Gequote door:
Martijn K

Rating: 1.2 / 5

Quote #476:
Chris S: Otherwise you will, pardon my French, fuck up.

Gequote door:
Martijn K

Rating: 1.1 / 5

Quote #480:
Chris S: Bas, you look pregnant with an answer.

Gequote door:
Martijn K

Rating: 1.1 / 5

Quote #481:
Chris S: So what's very important to realise is, no wait, fuck it, let's get a cup of coffee.

Gequote door:
Martijn K

Rating: 1.1 / 5

Quote #482:
Chris S: Defined in terms of I don't know anymore.

Gequote door:
Martijn K

Rating: 1.1 / 5

Quote #483:
Chris S: I can see a couple of you approaching terminal boredom.

Gequote door:
Martijn K

Rating: 1.1 / 5

Quote #484:
Chris S: And I forgot my piece of rubber today to shoot pieces of chalk around the class.

Gequote door:
Martijn K

Rating: 1.2 / 5

Quote #485:
Chris S: It's kind of dark, hot and generally horrible in here.

Gequote door:
Martijn K

Rating: 1.1 / 5

Quote #486:
Chris S: So this is reality. Welcome.

Gequote door:
Martijn K

Rating: 1.1 / 5

Quote #488:
Chris S: You can try that out at home. If you don't have a balloon, just use a condom. And if you don't have a condom, you should get one. Now, if you squeeze it .. the balloon, of course...

Gequote door:
Martijn K

Rating: 1.1 / 5

Quote #489:
Chris S: I usually call it big fat and ugly, but it could also be small, skinny and highly charged.

Gequote door:
Martijn K

Rating: 1.1 / 5

Quote #490:
Chris S: I don't mind you falling asleep during my class, as long as you don't mind being shouted awake by me when you do.

Gequote door:
Martijn K

Rating: 1.1 / 5

Quote #491:
Chris S: I remember a time when we had to get some samples from a quarry in Germany. So my AIO wrote an email in German, and it was actually perfect German. So I sent him a reply, saying: "Fantastisch, i didn't know that you had relatives with a mustache and a funny walk, named Adolf." I ran into him in the hall, and he told me I made a mistake. I accidentally hit Reply All.
Safe to say we didn't hear back from the quarry.

Gequote door:
Martijn K

Rating: 1.2 / 5

Quote #492:
Chris S: You might have noticed I don't quite care about political correctness very much.

Gequote door:
Martijn K

Rating: 1.1 / 5

Quote #493:
Chris S: Never been there? Right, we're going to the sixth dimension then, today.

Gequote door:
Martijn K

Rating: 1.2 / 5

Quote #494:
Chris S: Mode 1 crack is an opening crack, where all material displacement is perpendicular to the crack axis. This is what you get when you drive an axe into someone's head.

Gequote door:
Martijn K

Rating: 1.1 / 5

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